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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:45

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?